Your Strength is Tear-Inducing: an Ode to Anna Kendrick in Table 19

November 5, 2018 By derrick

Honestly, we get it Anna, nothing like dating a Dumb teddy bear who ends up dumping you for your best friend, we feel your distress, we want to indulge in it, we want to sit with you at the table of sorrows. You held the fort, you fought back even though it all ended sweetly catastrophic, you nailed it Anna (claps), despite being donked from Hundred to minus one (we’re saving zero for Walter, don’t ask me).

Here’s a list of things we admired.

1. You took the tough choice, made the daring decision on that couch of trials (let’s pretend you almost burnt the invitation card) but you we’re brave, you took a deep breath and handled it like a peacock, that’s brave

2. You chose to be the Matured one at the table of losers, we don’t want to discuss fake haired granny jo for now, but you held the reins. Thank you for that

3. No to the Indian dude

4. “Google topless Helen Mirren” Ha, we loved that.

We feel more could be said about Anna’s predicament in this movie, what are your opinions?.

Comments welcome thanks.

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Derrick Anyanwu is a creative writer.

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